Ways to Get Revenge

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" , why are you reading 75 Ways To Get Revenge?" Asked Oishi to his childhood friend and new bride. They were sitting in their backyard doing nothing in particular. The black haired woman just cackled; that made his skin crawl.


"Oh no reason Oishi, dear." said in a strange British accent. Oishi sweatdropped.


" , who are you trying to get revenge on?" Asked Oishi, having a feeling that he should have not asked that.


"No one." She giggled. Wait, hold up, rewind and freeze. was not a type of girl to giggle. The cackle or a sarcastic laugh, maybe he could understand but a giggle; never.


"I think you need to lie down." Said Oishi, as calmly as possible.


"Never; you can't make me!" Roared , jumping up and down like a three year old not wanting a nap.


"Okay, relax." Said Oishi. What was wrong with her? She normally acted like she could care less about everything and never acted this way. Well, there's a first time for everything.


"There are 75 ways to get revenge on a person you despise.

Oh let me count the ways

1-2-3-4-5

Dump a bucket of rat's blood and vingear on the victim's head." Sang . Oishi was now officially scared out of his mind.


" , what's the matter with you?" Asked Oishi frantically, but she kept ignoring him and kept on singing.

"22

Use per-tee little animals

To scare the pants off of them...

The 75th way to get revenge is to...Oh hey Oishi when did you get here?" Oishi was gaping like a fish out of water at her. And then he promptly fainted.


"Oops, guess my fake ghostly possession scared him more than intended." Said to herself, half-smirking. "Happy Halloween dear Oishi." Then she bent down and kissed him on the cheek. She sat on the ground next to him, humming the idoitic song she made up. Oishi  would never forget this, even after fifty years of marriage with her.


©2007 CrazyGirlOfManyNames, October 2007